Candy on the brain

Writer's Block: I May Be Crazy

2009-08-07T04:07:34Z

What does this Rorschach blot look like to you?

it looks like a vampire kitty face. I can see the wings poking out from behind the ears.

hey newbs!

2009-01-23T01:47:05Z

if you just friended me here on livejournal (you know who you are)... enjoy! there's really nothing to see here and I have no intention of friending people who have journals written in a language I cannot read.

hehehehe

2008-12-12T01:01:42Z

Your result for The Can You Kill a Man? Test...

Whoa.

You scored 67% Cold and 69% Level-Headed!

I'd be surprised if you haven't killed someone already

OMG, I am the oppressor!

2008-12-02T17:48:11Z

I can't believe I didn't see it before!! I must have been blind not to see all the priviledges I've been getting... Go read the link in this post...

community.livejournal.com/liberal/3214452.html

/end Sarcasm

meme!!

2008-11-11T19:08:31Z

Stolen from Jfbat

If you saw a police car with ME in it, what would you think I got arrested for?

Post your answer here and then post this question on your LJ and see how many crimes you get accused of!!!!

Eat Me!

2008-11-08T18:03:29Z

ok... fourth attempt... this might actually work now...

Anyway, woke up with this in my head, figured I'd share and enjoy!

YES!!

2008-11-05T04:11:28Z

WOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! YESYESYESYESYESYESYES!!!!!!! WHOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! AWWWWW YEAH!!!!!!!

Not just a win - a mandate... a FUCKING MANDATE!!!!! YEAH!!!!

and best of all, the blacks are talking about racial "reconciliation" WHOOOOO!!!!!!! YES!!!!!

finally a meme I like!

2008-11-04T03:33:10Z

meme stolen from bluegrasskitty:

Leave me a comment and I will reply with why I like you. If I don't know you, I'll look at your livejournal and try to come up with something constructive - or at least tell you why I think you're interesting, ok?

spread the meme!!! or umm.. don't if you really don't wanna.. :P

umm...

2008-10-24T01:37:33Z

does anybody know how one of my userpics might have gotten changed? I've got this pic that's got a picture of a cupcake with a candle sticking out instead of the pic I uploaded... I've never seen this picture before, and I don't know how it got there.

Neko Mimi!!!

2008-10-21T17:13:30Z

NEKO MIMI!!!

(lookit my userpic! squeee!)

yike!

2008-10-15T03:09:45Z

Does anyone else think this guy is creepy?

http://www.flickr.com/photos/joe469/

this showed up in my email today...

2008-10-12T23:21:57Z

>>>Hi mouse_from_marz,

cortland_yandel has added you to their Friends list. They will now be able to read your public entries on their Friends page.

I tried going to their journal just to find out who the heck, even tho it was already crossed out, and the page says "Error - this journal has been suspended" So this jerk added me to their friends list right before getting suspended. Since this is yet another out of a long list of complete strangers who have been friending me, this makes me smile.

Meanwhile - my warlock Ratspawn on Rexxar just hit 60 yesterday!!!!

ankle is still improving

2008-09-29T01:28:26Z

my my hips hurt quite a bit even when walking short distances. part of this is because my gait isn't completely right yet, but a lot of it is a problem that has bothered me for years.

Two days after getting new lappy, Ed started studying again and decided he wanted to borrow my laptop so he could do his schoolwork at the kitchen table. Hell to the no times a googleplex. So I guess it's even better that I already got a new one; that lets me give him my old one. It's kinda nice to have him here at the table with me when I'm computering.

people who write their livejournal entries in a language I don't understand

2008-09-29T01:20:29Z

Are you trying to get me to look at your pictures? Are you adding me because you hope to create the look of a filled-up friendslist so you can join communities more easily, the better to troll them? I really don't care. I don't speak whatever language that is in your journal and I've never met you. It's rude to friend people without asking them, and you folks (I don't know if you're connected or not to each other in any way besides your gibberish entries) have friended me at least three times now. As much as I like having lots of friends on livejournal, I'm really not interested in you if you don't speak a language I understand.

Go away.

woot! they're gonna debate!

2008-09-26T18:21:54Z

of course, it'll probably dissappoint me - politicians don't actually say much. But I have hope that we'll learn something.

Meanwhile, like the good consumer I am I bought a new lappy. The old one wasn't fast enough for WoW and I got tired of lagging out in Orgrimmar. (and if you didn't understand that, don't worry about it, we can't all play WoW - nobody's perfect.) New lappy is RED and shiny! It's just a tad smaller than the old one so it fits better at the kitchen table and it's got a slot for a network card and a slot for SD card (I can put my music on cell phone's mini SD without connecting another usb cable.) And it's got volume controls above the keyboard, which isn't really a big deal but it's kinda kewl. It works better than old lappy, which I think had some wierd kinda fault - it didn't react well to being closed while in use and would sleep but couldn't be woken up so I'd have to hold down the power button so it would do a hard shutdown. I also got a copy of MS Office and went online for McAfee - so no Norton on this lappy! Yippee!!!

So when the economy collapses and I'm out on the street selling apples, I'll have a nice lappy to play with. Or use as a paper weight/apple smasher. Apple sauce anyone?

lookit my spiffy new userpic!

2008-09-20T01:38:54Z

I grabbed it with pemission from ls56. This is my new default until Palin loses or until she wins and we are all forced to bow to the Sith Lord.

Got my cast off Tuesday. They put a brace on me, which I can take off when I shower and sleep. I'm walking with a cane now and getting along pretty well. I have to go to physical therapy even tho I'm not sure this is necessary - I've got full range of motion already and most of my strength still, just keeping some weight off it so it can heal fully.

Ed is going to the classes I was gonna go to - we were already going to attend them together, but now it's just him. He's not studying... I don't care really, this is his battle with sanity to win, not mine.

My warlock is at level 49, just shy of 50, and I'm going back online now to get those last few points.

grrr

2008-09-19T02:25:39Z

why do people whose livejournals are written in cyrillic (Russian? IDK but it's that alphabet) keep friending me?

come with me to bible land...

2008-09-12T13:53:05Z

see more pwn and owned pictures

halp!

2008-09-06T16:14:55Z

note to self - don't use a chopstick to scratch an itch inside your cast; it will get stuck there and require pliers or SuperHumanMonkeyGrip to get it out.

that is all.

Ankle Update

2008-09-05T20:29:34Z

last Tuesday I went into Orthopedist, finally! She put a cast on my ankle, finally! Yes, folks, almost a full week after I broke my ankle they finally put a cast on it, that's right. Managed care is wonderful. Anyway, a few days later, I feel pretty positive about it; I just have this instinctual feeling that it's healing well. I'm keeping off it the best I can. I started using a hiking stick that we had laying around from our last vacation to Plymouth. This afternoon, I noticed my bat from last Halloween, and decided to give him a name and attach him to my staff. His name is Steve Betelgeuse. He is proud to report that I have removed his tags and given him a place of honor at the top of the staff so he can watch me post and play WoW.

I had already added Steve to our lives when I decided I needed a shower, so I went and got one of the draw-string plastic bags I use to cover my cast, covered it (the cast) up and headed off to the bathroom with my staff and a towel. Ed was already in there and when he looked up at me he laughed and said that was probably the most bizarre thing he'd ever seen in his life. I think Steve got a giggle from it as well, but he's playing mum about it at the moment. No no, correction, Steve confirms that he did indeed get a small giggle from the situation.

Wal-Mart, will it ever stop?

2008-09-05T20:21:52Z

The folks over at walmartwatch.com have sent me an email stating that Wal-mart is starting a new tack to invade urban communities. A set of stores called "Marketside" is set to launch in Phoenix and later in other places. I know that there aren't a whole lot of you out there reading my blog, but I'm begging those of you who aren't down with this yet - please don't give Wal-Mart your custom at any time or at any of their stores. One store saturating the entire market is a bad thing because it means less choice for everyone. A monopoly on a market means that the seller gets to dictate what, you, the buyer gets to buy, and I think you want it to be the other way round, yes?

I'm probably preaching to the choir on this one, but thanks for reading.

well... I'm stuck...

2008-08-28T13:11:29Z

Headed out to mall to shop for laptop sleeve yesterday afternoon. Got out of cab and immediately did a header to the pavement. Ate asphalt. Did something nasty to ankle. Somebody helped me up to a nearby bench. I gathered my breath then got in another cab and headed to hospital. Couldn't actually walk from cab all the way into ER so I got somebody to go inside and tell them I was there and they sent out a wheelchair and brought me inside. Three hours later they tell me I broke a bone in my ankle. It's not really bad, but it does hurt and they're advising me to stay the hell off it. This becomes a problem. Crutches are not really a great option as my left (unaffected) leg is just not strong enough to hop me across a room. It became clear enough to hospital staff that this wasn't gonna work well that they sent for an ambulette to take me home. That took the rest of the night.

Anyway, i'm home now and hobbling around on the crutches, doing my best (not nearly enough) to keep my weight off this foot. I have to call my doctor/HMO today and arrange for bone doctor and homecare. And it doesn't look like I'm going to be making it to my classes this semester as I can't even get out of the apartment unassisted.

rawr

2008-08-18T22:02:47Z

Your result for The Godzilla Personality Test!...

Biollante: Killer Plant!!

Science+Love+Madness=Biollante

Bad News: You're a flower monster....plain and simple. You've been created by mixing Godzilla genes, little girl genes, and a rose bush. Not the coolest of creations, is it?

Good News: You almost ATE Godzilla. That's right. So even though you're a sissy flower monster, noone is going to call you that to your face, because you're big, you're mean, and you are one cool looking bitch. I mean look at that picture!

Take The Godzilla Personality Test! at HelloQuizzy

speling polic

2008-08-10T21:18:14Z

I've been a bad speller. I'm actually pretty good at spelling generally, as my old friends on IRC can attest, but not everybody is perfect and my mistake has been pointed out. On my interests list, I had Douglas Adams listed twice; once spelled correctly and once incorrectly as "Douglas Addams". Now, it's possible that I meant two different Douglas Adamses; each spelled a different way, but I'll come clean and admit that I didn't. Both references were to the author of the Hitchhiker's Trilogy (go ahead and correct my possessive! I've never been good at those.) I don't really know why I had it listed twice. Maybe I saw it on someone else's list of interests and snapped it up, not noticing that it was misspelled and forgetting that I already had it on my list.

Well, _fucking_moron caught me! Go check this amazing person out if you have the time for this wankery. This person devotes their journal to pointing out the spelling mistakes on other people's LiveJournal interest lists.

Misspell a word on your interests page and you too might get caught in the net! Earn fame and recognition on live-journal with the simple wrong stroke of a key! I dare you.

(This LiveJournal entry has been spell-checked for the protection of all parties involved and that of the reader. Oh, interesting tidbit - the livejournal spellchecker says that "LiveJournal" is misspelled, and that it should be Live Journal, but I'm not changing it because that's how it's spelled on their correspondence in my email.)

whah!!!! I'm such an asshole!!

2008-08-07T06:21:30Z

I got home three hours ago, then proceeded to spend all my time doing livejournal when I wanted to level my warlock!!! Somebody shoot me!